This is a BATHROOM - Not an Internet Cafe -💩 & Split

End the bathroom loitering with a professional-grade sign that tells everyone it's time to "💩 & Split!"

Turn your bathroom back into a sanctuary of efficiency with our hilarious "This Is a Bathroom, Not an Internet Cafe" UV Printed metal sign. Perfect for homes and businesses where "quick trips" turn into hour-long scrolling sessions, this high-impact novelty sign delivers a blunt—yet light-hearted reminder to handle business and move on. Crafted from industrial-grade, rust-proof aluminium, the vibrant 💩 emoji and sharp typography are applied using advanced UV-cured printing, ensuring the colours stay bold and the sarcasm stays fresh even in the steamiest bathrooms.

Key Features You'll Love:

• Steam & Humidity Proof: Engineered specifically for wet environments, the advanced UV-cured coating won’t peel, crack, or warp, maintaining its "new" look for years.
  
• Premium Durability: Made from high-quality metal that resists warping and fading.
• UV Printed Graphics: Vibrant, scratch-resistant finish for a professional look.
• Easy Installation: Includes pre-drilled holes and rounded safety corners for a quick and secure mount on doors, walls, or even the back of the toilet tank.
• Easy to Sanitise: The non-porous, scratch-resistant surface can be easily wiped down with standard bathroom cleaners without damaging the print.
• The Ultimate Gag Gift: This is the perfect funny housewarming gift or white elephant present for that one friend who always disappears with their phone.
• Size: 20cm by 30cm / 8" by 11.8"